she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
Great tumblr mysteries
- The name of the Doctor
- What happened in Budapest
- How Sherlock survived
- Where the fuck the Hannibal fandom came from
he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats
You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.
soup that tastes great is souper
may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not
“tell me when,” the waiter says as he starts grating my parmesan cheese on my pasta. i sit there in silence and watch as the restaurant fills with cheese and suffocates everyone
if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is im just gonna show them this post
Look at them being immensely rad.
My main gang
watching this right now