yet another unrealistic expectation for men
really? maybe you just need to step your game up. I rock this look easy.
[tour guide voice] now if i could direct you to your left. then to your right. bring it back now yall
The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.
the grand showdown
Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism.
Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently.
“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.
Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).
fuck astronomy remains to be my favorite thing
apparently we’ll survive this
smack that ass from 8 feet away
so I’m thinking I might have to make tumblr my diary instead of twitter because all of a sudden (on accident??) everyone from my study abroad group follows me and I mostly vent about them because I spend the most time with them so yeah
also does drinking every single day in one weekend make you perpetually nauseous? because I’ve achieved that maybe